uno> If I were an elephant, I'd come a cement cylinder full of hot cream because Blood Brothers were intense and brilliant.

dos> Drink.

tres> Drunk.

cuatro> Dancing to niggar beats. And podium thrills.

cinco> Friends and new friends. Thank you for being part of my life.

seis> Jordan Blilie, you are a siq pup when it comes to moves on the dancefloor. Thank you for the drink.

siete> Last night was perhaps one of the most enjoyable nights I have had the entire year.

ocho> "Hold my drink, bitch" and random hook-ups.

neuve> A million apologies to MARIA. Sorry I'm crap on a stick and piking today. My head was bumpin', man. Come to think of it, I think I'm bleeding inside my chest. I hate letting people down, especially you. I hope you can forgive me?!

diez> 2 Minute Noodles at 4am. Best ever.

once> University on TUESDAY!

doce> Working in 38 minutes.

trece> Airfares being rediculous in price and full bookings.

catroce> Stenching like stale cigarettes and alcohol perspiration. My hair smells like balderdash.